Living in the 21st century means you will encounter more than a few “independent ladies” while you’re out on the prowl.
We’re not talking about the stereotypical feminists here. The modern feminist can simply be a working woman who pays her own bills and doesn’t need a man in her life to be happy.
Enter you, the lucky guy who is thrilled at the prospect of a non-clingy girlfriend. Not so fast. While the notion of the sexy feminist isn’t completely false, you need to be aware of those pesky feminist demands that even the most independent of women is expecting you to ignore. Why don’t women just tell you what they want, you ask? Silly rabbit, then they wouldn’t be women!
Read more to find out the feminist demands you should ignore, from “modern feminist women.” Yep. Also for gems like “no matter how independent women get, there will always be that part of them that wants to be treated like an old-fashioned lady, whether that means letting her take the backseat in some decision-making or complimenting her on the hot new dress she bought. Sound contradictory to you? Well, that’s because it is. Women are a complete contradiction in terms and that’s one thing they’re likely never to evolve out of — like men and leaving the toilet seat up. We all have our crosses to bear.”
Reading this actually made me feel physically ill.
4. “I can think for myself!”
Chances are your woman isn’t a meek Stepford-wife type, leaving every important quandary at your feet to solve. Modern women think for themselves — but you already knew that. While your girlfriend wants you to value her opinions, there are times when she just wants you to take the reins. Even the highest-powered executive wants to come home to a man who already thought ahead for their dinner plans without any needed input from her. Indecisiveness, like a comb-over, is never attractive.
so this just triggered my upchuck reflex.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.
Sir? Sir. The 1950s called, they want your misogynistic fuckery back. Oh, also, get your head out of your ass.
When your girlfriend starts spouting all that feminist crap about how she wants to be taken seriously and do things for herself, the best course of action is to smile and nod and ignore her anyway, because in the end that’s what she really wants, and after all, women can’t really do anything right and your relationship will never succeed if you don’t take control.